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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? - Robert Benchley Quotes

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Funny

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting. - Robert Benchley Quotes

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Funny

An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens. - Robert Benchley Quotes

An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Funny

I can't seem to bring myself to say,

I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along." It isn't that I can't toddle. It's that I can't guess I'll toddle.

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It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation - Robert Benchley Quotes

It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation

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I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author. - Robert Benchley Quotes

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Authorities Funny

There is something about saying

There is something about saying "Ok" and hanging up the receiver with a bang that kids a man into feeling that he has just pulled off a big deal, even if he has only called the telephone company to find out the correct time

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Kids

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. - Robert Benchley Quotes

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Funny

"Perfectly Scandalous" was one of those plays in which all of the actors unfortunately enunciated very clearly

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Acting And Actors

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Robert Benchley Quotes

Death ends a life, not a relationship.

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American Actor Death

Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted. - Robert Benchley Quotes

Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted.

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American Comedian Funny

The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon. - Robert Benchley Quotes

The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Funny

The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon. - Robert Benchley Quotes

The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Funny

The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled. - Robert Benchley Quotes

The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.

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Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. - Robert Benchley Quotes

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Funny

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment. - Robert Benchley Quotes

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Funny Work

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley Quotes

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

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American Comedian Funny

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. - Robert Benchley Quotes

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

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American Comedian Funny

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley Quotes

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

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American Comedian Funny

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley Quotes

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

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American Comedian Funny Language

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people - Robert Benchley Quotes

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people

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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley Quotes

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

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American Comedian Funny

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley Quotes

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Funny Man

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. - Robert Benchley Quotes

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

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American Comedian Funny

A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age. - Robert Benchley Quotes

A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. - Robert Benchley Quotes

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Funny

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous - Robert Benchley Quotes

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous

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I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine. - Robert Benchley Quotes

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Funny Work

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps. - Robert Benchley Quotes

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

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Man

STREETS FULL OF WATER. PLEASE ADVISE. - Robert Benchley Quotes

STREETS FULL OF WATER. PLEASE ADVISE.

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If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from. - Robert Benchley Quotes

If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Funny Universe

I didn't ought to have went - Robert Benchley Quotes

I didn't ought to have went

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There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into two and those who don't - Robert Benchley Quotes

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into two and those who don't

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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley Quotes

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.

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Heart

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. - Robert Benchley Quotes

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

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American Comedian Funny

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated. - Robert Benchley Quotes

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

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American Comedian Funny

Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men. - Robert Benchley Quotes

Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.

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Men

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley Quotes

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk.

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If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge. - Robert Benchley Quotes

If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.

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So who's in a hurry? - Robert Benchley Quotes

So who's in a hurry?

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Hurry

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about. - Robert Benchley Quotes

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

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American Comedian Funny

In America, - Robert Benchley Quotes

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as gay and thirsty a gentleman as I ever encountered. - Robert Benchley Quotes

as gay and thirsty a gentleman as I ever encountered.

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Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous... - Robert Benchley Quotes

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous...

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Then it's merrily, merrily, merrily, whoa! To the old gray church they come and go, Some to be married and some to be buried And Old Robin has gone for the mail - Robert Benchley Quotes

Then it's merrily, merrily, merrily, whoa! To the old gray church they come and go, Some to be married and some to be buried And Old Robin has gone for the mail

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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. - Robert Benchley Quotes

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another.

Robert Benchley

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